retro-bohemian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SING ALONG]

What the f . . .

Um, the song is shit. The graphics look like you just slapped together old pieces of footage. Why oh why are you making flash like this? Oh, and why is the thing all pixely?

[Fetus Memories]

Yuck

Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. That was a disgusting waste of 1,840 K. Um . . . It may not have been so bad if it were . . . oh I don't know . . . FUNNY. But, It was just stupid. I know the effort was at humor, but I'm trying to decide if I should vote on it as a piece of art or as a piece of crap. This was . . . to say the least . . . nasty. Stop posting flash, k?

[The Jimmy Pee Program]

That just wasn't funny.

It made an effort at being funny. Hell, it made an effort at making an effort at being funny. In the end, though, It just came out stupid. I was more annoyed than entertained. I think I just wasted seven or eight minutes of my life! And I demand them back! Do something entertaining, or don't do it at all. That totally sucked.

[S P A E C]

Nice animation

It was a really good little flash. I did really enjoy the "extras" as well. One thing I can't understand is why this is rated Mature. It's not that violent. In Blam/Protection points, I give this flash a 4.

[Till death do us part]

Oh my god . . .

I'm . . . speechless. That was so fucking beautiful. I've never seen any piece of flash so emotionally portry a family like this. Luis, whoever you are, that piece is at the top of my beauty list. It's so raw, so emotional. Everyone should watch this.

[Violence]

Till the end . . .

It was quite cool till the end. The music was great, the premise was great, but the ending . . . retarded!

allpro responds:

yeah thansk it was more of a test t osee if i can do a style i had no plot or anytthing so i jsut put a stupid pictuer of me at the end okay well thanks for your imput i relasie that the ending really sucked :)

[TMP fun: Renovated]

Um, k . . .

Yeah . . . usually guns and nuclear warheads don't mix. That was really kinda dumb. Hmm.

[Karma Ghost]

So cool!

Really shocases how what goes around comes around! I especially liked the little Picture in Picture boxes. They really added to the overall style of this short. I love how karma is represented as little blue ghosts who wear shirts depicting the crime agains humanity. Great short, can wait for more by this author.

[Birds n' Bees]

Um . . . ok

Hmm . . . there are two ways one could take this movie. One being that a pro life asshole was trying to show how gross and distrubing abortions suposedly are. Another being a pro choice person trying to show that abortion is an option. The third, some asshole who wanted to make fun of a serious medical procedure. I still haven't figured it out.

[PONG Gets Personal]

This, now this I like

That was funny, and cute . . . it showcased the entire range of human emotions with little more than stick people and subtitles . . . Good job, Oska Software.