retro-bohemian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[There she is!! step 2]

I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS!

I saw it the first day it was on NG and I can't stop watching this! It's so good and so well composed! AAAAAA!!! It's soooooo cute! I love it so much.

[A diary of an unborn kid.]

Ok . . . ok . . . ok . . . you can have your 3.

But WHAT?!?! What the fuck was going on in that animation? I mean seriously . . . it's got hilarious parts but are you trying to talk about the abortion issue seriously or not? I don't get it. First of all, the warning screen: hilarious! The talking Fetus: also hilarious. and then the part on the piano when the fetus is wearing a dress and heals: hilarious! But the words the thing is saying are . . . uh . . . depressing.

The best adjective I can think of for this little work is schizophrenic. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!

[Liu Kang's Crossover]

Eclectic.

I hate fucking sprite toons, but this was so god damned good. Your mix of different games and genres was so perfect and it worked together very well. Although there wasn't much of a storyline, it didn't need one. Good job. Good fucking job.

[The Stick Collection Pt 1]

Nothing shall ever top an emostick

EMO STICK!!!!!

[Salad Fingers Episode 6]

Yes. Yes! YES!

Oh David Firth . . . you delicious, delicious man, you.

[4 Days Of Suicide]

Yes.

For a first submission, this is teh roxorz . . . um . . . Ladies, gentlemen . . . I do believe we have a prodigy on our hands.

[Frog and the Scientist]

You sick fuck

What the hell is your problem? Your sense of humor is twisted. I get the joke, but it is in poor taste.

["Choice"]

Very nice

I voted a 4. Overall I give you nines. (Except on interactivity and Humor because there was no interactivity --this is a movie, why should there be-- and it's not a funny subject.) The graphics could use some work. And I'd like clarification on her heroine use . . . when did she do it? How much did she shoot? Etc.

Now for the point of my review: I voted a four. Now where might I collect my cookie? :)